My good friend Tom and I have been writing fake Seinfeld synopses. We enjoy doing it, and hopefully you’ll enjoy reading it.

Seinfelt

I’m donating $200 to charity (St. Jude’s probably) if Megyn Kelly of FOX News eats a serving of pepper spray.

Please join me in this effort. You can contact her on Twitter at @megynkelly, and you can track her down probably at FOXNews.com and elsewhere. Maybe she has a Facebook page. I don’t know.

But anyway, I hereby pledge $200 to St. Jude’s if Megyn Kelly eats pepper spray on national television.

o/` “Look at the stars… look how they shine for you… and everything you do… and they were all yellow…” *VY Canis Majoris hops off hoverboard* “Nobody calls me yellow!” *charges headlong at Earth*

Site redesign is coming along well. I’m aiming for having everything important ported over by this weekend. It’s going to take me a while to get ALL the legacy content in there.

One new thing that’s going to happen is going to be user accounts, which will allow you to do a lot of interesting shit, and which will be required for commenting because the spam shit gets exhausting even with the filters.

I’ll keep you all posted.

Okay, so something’s fucked up with the site. I’m investigating. I think it’s probably because I haven’t updated WordPress in a while, and we’ve been having some server issues. This is part of why I’m totally redesigning the site from scratch and migrating content to something I’ll have (mostly) built myself.

Thanks to Kasey for bringing this to my attention. Should hopefully be fixed shortly.

Oops, sorry about the multiple posts — the server was having kind of a fit last night. Apparently it was actually going through when I was hitting “Publish”, but the server kept timing out.

So, my friend Tom and I have started a podcast. It starts out nearly unlistenable (which is why episode one was “lost in a fire”) but it’s been getting really good of late.

Click here for the second first episode.

Anticipate being alone on Valentine’s Day? Don’t feel left out! Here’s a gift you can give yourself:

Possibly others to come. Sorry about the lack of posting — extremely busy and generally horribly depressed. I’m planning on making an effort to update this more frequently starting pretty soon, and turning it into an aggregator of sorts for some of the projects I’ve been working on.

Stay tuned! And sorry!

Do me a favor and help my friend John get his new book made. I know I haven’t really been updating regularly here and have thus probably lost a shitload of readers and credibility at this point, but, well, his stuff is really good and it’d be awesome if you could help out. He’s already reached his goal (I intended to put this post up about a week ago but I’ve been crazy fucking busy lately — in mostly a good way, but kind of exhausting as well) but any extra would probably help out a lot. He’s a great guy, and it’s worth it.

You can find the info here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/john-sundman/creation-science

Thanks in advance!