American Heroes

Minimum wage worker: Hey, it’d be nice if I could make enough in a year at a full-time job to pay for all the things I need to survive, and maybe a little extra. Can we make that happen? My family is starving.
Conservatives: What a fuckin’ LAZY, ENTITLED, WHINY BABY! I had a minimum wage job thirty years ago, and I NEVER complained! How DARE these people ask for more money! What’s wrong with them? Some people just don’t want to work!
Executive with a $20,000,000/year salary: Uhh, if I can’t make unmitigated amounts of money, then I’m just not going to work anymore. What incentive do I have to keep working if I can’t make limitless money?
Conservatives: That man is a hero. :’)

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