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Zayn Malik Now Free to Move Along Other Vectors

Zayn Malik changed orientation today, separating for the first time in five years from four other individuals who had been affected by the same quantum fluke that bound them to a single unified bearing. The five men had been incapable of deviating from the same continual path since July of 2010.

One thought on “Zayn Malik Now Free to Move Along Other Vectors”

  1. Well.
    That’s certainly one way to put it, I suppose, Mr Jabberwock. And a very interesting one, too.
    You really should be a comedian.

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