Please help with an unusual fetish – m4w – 25 (East Village)

This isn’t an installment of NO STRING; it’s a fake CraigsList ad I posted about a month ago. Disappointingly, I never received any responses. Given that nearly everything is a fetish nowadays, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was someone in the world who would actually find this arousing.

Anyway, figured I’d share it with all of you. Maybe I’ll try to post it again, and if I ever receive a response, I’ll post the exchange as well.


Reply to: pers-289691438@craigslist.org (expired)
Date: 2007-03-06, 9:54PM EST

Your going to think I’m crazy, but this is totally serious. As crazy as it sounds, I’m telling the truth.

What I’m looking for is, well, I want a girl who will fall asleep when she hear farting noises. I’m not sure why, but the idea of this really turns me on, and has since I was a kid. I know it sounds really stupid and a joke, but it’s not.

All of the sex partners I’ve ever had thought it was stupid and wouldn’t even pretend. Even if someone could just pretend to fall asleep when I make a farting noise (not actual farting!), it would be great and would fulfill my fantasies.

I wish I had a more normal fetish, but more than that I wish I could find someone who could fulfill the one I have. Please help!

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4 thoughts on “Please help with an unusual fetish – m4w – 25 (East Village)”

  1. My unusual fetish is guys with facial hair wearing World War One German uniforms. Particularly the spiked helmets. Those are really hot.

    You don’t know how tough it is to get a fix of that.

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