Jellied Meat Product

So, scrolling through and editing all the spam that keeps accumulating, random words catch and combine to form interesting phrases in my head. Repeatedly seeing stuff like NUDE CELEBRITY JPEGS and MP3 RINGTONES has given me a great idea: NUDE CELEBRITY MP3s. These will be audio of what the hottest celebrities sound like nude! ALL YOUR FAVORITE STARS like JESSICA ALBA, BRAD PITT, ANGELINA JOLIE, BETTY WHITE, VIN DIESEL, ROCK HUDSON–NUDE FOR THE MICROPHONES.

Oh, here’s one of my favorites:

Big Boob writes:

Big Boob…

Big Boob,

I am reminded of Williams Carlos Williams:

I have eaten
the big boobs
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
for breakfast.

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold.

Now THAT’S spam.

I’m also being bombarded with a series of just miserably unfunny jokes that make me want to jump feet-first into a shark’s open mouth. There are a few absurdist ones that are somewhat amusing, but in all, We Are Not Entertained.

Anyway, just wanted to share that with you all. More (real) content to come in the near future–I promise. Quite possibly including a new Jack Chick Dissection. We’ve still been busy moving and settling in and such, which is why the infrequency. Stay tuned.

6 thoughts on “Jellied Meat Product”

  1. “Big Boob” is really someone legitimately commenting on your blog, although with a somewhat feeble ad-hominem attack. Xe’s calling you a big boob, see?

  2. That fucking poem is the most Godforsaken piece of trash that I have ever been subjected to in my entire career as a student of INGLES! So I’m glad it has things about boobs in it. That poem is subconsciously about tits.

    Josh, when I think of you… I think of KFC (and I touch myself). (( while touching the KFC… is that awkward?))

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