Dispatches From the Cave: The Personal Blog of Osama Bin Laden

Saturday, March 11th, 2006 | 08:36 PM

Haha! They tricked me! By Allah, they threw me a birthday party after all! I guess it would not have been a surprise had they thrown it on my actual birthday. Ah, they know me too well! What a wonderful day this has been.

I am impressed that my wives withstood the beatings they received without giving away the secret. But, still, they lied to me, so tomorrow I shall lock them in the cramped metal boxes in the sun.

Omar surprised me with the gift of satellite internet! Now I can blog more often if I so desire! Omar, may Allah shower you with blessings! But still, you lied to me, so you’re getting the box tomorrow as well. Thank you, though!

Anyway, the party is still happening, with the cake and the standing around not dancing and not drinking, Allah be praised, so this will be a short one.

Current Music: Radiohead – No Surprises
Current Mood: Surprised !_!

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