Sky Daddy

Ben: heh. the concept of “opposite” is pretty broken in and of itself. what’s the opposite of cat?
EtJabberwock: i say that religious fundamentalism is out of touch with reality because they only think in dualities.
Ben: oh. I think religious fundamentalism is completely fucking batshit. I think religious fundamentalism is out of touch with reality because they are consciously out of touch with reality.
Ben: religious fundamentalists are out of touch with reality because they think the earth is six thousand fucking years old and that this creepy sky pervert will burn them if they wank and also armegeddon is coming so no reason not to trash the planet.
Ben: you’d think they’d be like… okay, you know the standard sitcom plot where The Parents are out of town for the weekend and The Kids hold a wild party and then rush to clean the place up? they’re sort of like that, except apparently they think that Sky Daddy will be disappointed if the place _isn’t_ a wreck.

7 thoughts on “Sky Daddy”

  1. In my youth, I was door-to-dooring for Greenpeace, and I stumbled on someone who said, without malice, “Oh, I’m a Christian, and believe that if things are that important, God will take care of it.” I responded, “Perhaps this is your opportunity to act as His instrument on Earth.” Jaw drops. Face blanches. Door slams. Apparently content to remain a tool.

  2. Or rather, content to not even aspire to toolitude. Good thing, too. Last thing I want is too many fundies thinking they have to make a difference.

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